From the            
                        JOKIN' AROUND DISK    
                               by               
                        LEEJAN ENTERPRISES    
                     P.O. Box 66. Happy Valley.
                       South Australia. 5159.  


Insurance Responses:

Well, you'd be angry too if you had a tree put a move on you as fast as that
one did on me, which is why the car is totally ruined.

The reason I had this difficulty is that the tree wasn't where it would have
been if I had selected the right driveway, but since I did not, there it was
where it shouldn't be, and this is why I hit it. 

I tried to avoid hitting him, but he kept coming toward me and asking for it
and I finally felt that I really should oblige him.  It demolished his car, but
it didn't even scratch my road scraper.  

The other car appeared, as out of nowhere, although I am sure it was somewhere
before it appeared, and once it did, hitting it was the only thing left for me
to do, so I did it, and frankly, I rather enjoyed it.  

We are going to have peace, and by golly, if necessary, I'll beat the stuffings
out of anyone who says we are not going to have peace.  Sometimes, when you
want something bad enough, you just have to fight for it - that's the way it is
with peace.

Try as hard as I did, no matter what move I made, that telephone pole matched
me and eventually it hit me.  I'd have to say that the pole was at fault, it
certainly wasn't me.

The stop sign which caused this action appeared there recently and was new to
me.  It cause me great alarm and when I am watching its pole, I note the sign
is too low for the car, which is why it destroy the windshield.  When I note
this, it excite me, and that is when wall came into line of drive and cause me
to ruin radiator, but not until I got the truck of the man who was putting up
those stop signs. If there were more space on this form I tell you about baby
carriage, but this is enough information for you for one day.  

I know of no driving manual which suggests that passengers depart from the
cabin of the car when going around the corner at such speeds.  When this
happened, I took evasive action, and that is when I wiped out those other five
cars, the bus and the branch bank office.  One of the passengers who got out of
the other car still managed to come through my windshield, at considerable
additional cost, may I add.

I honestly do not believe that anyone was really responsible for this accident,
but if blame must be placed, it surely belongs, all 110% of it, on the other
driver.

Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn't
have.

The other car collided with mine without even giving warning of its intentions.

I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

The guy was all over the road.  I had to swerve a number of times before I hit
him.

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and
headed for the embankment.

As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no
sign had ever appeared before.  I was unable to stop in time to avoid the
accident.

To avoid hitting the car in front of me, I struck the pedestrian.

In my attempt to hit a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.

I told the police that I was not injured, but upon removing my hat, I found
that I had a fractured skull.

The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.

The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big
mouth.

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.

I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel.

I saw a sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off of the hood of my car.

I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road
when I struck him.

I was thrown from my car as it left the road.  I was later found in a ditch by
some stray cows.

The telephone pole was approaching; I was attempting to swerve out of the way
when it struck my front end.

I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint
gave way causing me to have an accident.



                  
	                     From the            
                        JOKIN' AROUND DISK    
                               by               
                        LEEJAN ENTERPRISES    
                     P.O. Box 66. Happy Valley.
                       South Australia. 5159.